Saturday, November 21, 2015

The Arizona school funding settlement smells a little fishy


I'm not sure the deal cut to return funding to Arizona schools is the best trade that could have been made. I don't say that easily because I know many of the people who were involved in the discussions. Much as I respect them, it seems to me that there was a lot of public dissatisfaction with state policy makers that could have been leveraged to greater advantage. Instead, education gets 70 cents of every dollar its owed (maybe). No matter what kind of hustler you are, 30 points is a very good vig, and that's what Governor Ducey and republican leaders in the legislature got.

There is every reason to distrust Ducey. If you're one of those Arizonans who do trust him, then I have a bridge to sell you in Gila Bend. Ducey (autocorrect wants to call him Ducky) already has plans to further invade the state's general fund. Arizona burned $140 million in corporate tax cuts last year, and another $60 million this year. In 2016 $112 million more in corporate tax cuts will kick in, and $108 million more in fiscal 2018. Can anyone make a case for giving away so much to people and entities that have more than enough? The Joint Legislative Budget Committee, among other groups, can't. They say the tax breaks aren't working. Revenue, of course, is never discussed. It never is in Arizona. In Ducey's Arizona, the rich will get richer; the state land trust will pour out more money than what's put in; the poor and middle class will pay disproportionately more in taxes; teachers won't get raises and will continue to leave the state; classrooms will be devoid of qualified teachers; and students will get the shaft. Lovely place, Arizona is.

The fact is, the money is there to fully fund Arizona's schools. A majority of people in the state are even willing to raise taxes to provide those funds. But two critical components are missing: the political will to do right by students and teachers, and a willingness to hold policy makers' feet to the fire.
The problem with public schools isn't a lack of money in the classroom but rather a lack of leadership in Arizona to make funding public schools a priority. Budgeting isn't just about money; it is about creating priorities to spend the money that is available.
Cutting school funding by 22 percent in six years coupled with failing to fund inflation to the tune of $1,300,000,000 (despite voter approve of Proposition 301) shows a complete failure to recognize that providing our kids a top-notch education is what Arizona needs to move ahead. Being 50th in school funding is outrageous and embarrassing. — Former Peoria Governing Board President Julia Smock

There's good reason to be suspicious of this settlement. First, the early language on this deal made it seem as though dollars would be flowing to Arizona schools this year. They won't. As a result, a lot of people — a lot of voters — think this is a done deal. It isn't.

Second, the settlement package is dependent on voter approval. In Arizona, Proposition 301 is the only statewide education funding measure to ever pass. Most others have lost, often by large majorities. Unless and until Ducey and republican legislative leaders, let alone educators, start to vigorously campaign for approval of this package in May, there's every reason to worry about the odds of the measure passing. Add to that the influence of unaccountable dark money on previous ballot measures (remember when the one-cent sales tax extension had 70 percent support before falling?) and it is clear that there is a lot of work to be done in order to earn voters' approval.

Finally, should voters strike down this settlement the game is over. Ducey and the legislature will wield a loss like a hammer on education, and education funding, and do so under the banner of carrying out the will of the voters. We cannot allow that to happen.

For those of you who are interested, and you all should be, the Arizona School Boards Association will hold a webinar on details of the settlement on Dec. 2 at 7 p.m. You should join in. There's a lot at stake.

We're nuts, Jeebus is pissed


When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross. — Sinclair Lewis

Dear America,

This has been such an odd and ugly week, so if you don't mind, can we vow to stop losing our minds this weekend? Good.

Rather than bringing out the best in America, the terrorist attacks in Paris last week brought out our worst, and it's your fault . . . unless, of course, you put a French flag over your Facebook profile photo. Then you're solid. It's your fault, America, because you're listening to people like Marco Rubio, Ted Cruz and Donald Trump (and is there a bigger douche bag on the face of the earth than Donald Trump? No. No there is not). It's your fault, America, because you elected idiot governors, and marionettes to congress (and by the way Kirsten Sinema? Please stop pretending to be a Democrat). It's your fault, America, because you have chosen fear over reason. And believe me, Jeebus is pissed about this.

In this country we help people. We don't live in fear of them, especially toddlers and orphans. In this country we choose (or not choose) which faith we wish to follow. We do not apply a religious test to those seeking sanctuary from people who would kill them. We also don't track, mark, or otherwise follow people based on what they choose to believe. This was tried before. It didn't turn out well. And for those of you who missed school the day they taught civics in civics class, freedom of religion is already covered in the First Amendment.

We have nothing to fear in this country . . . except for heavily armed white men who were born and raised here.

So, listen: calm down. Take a breath. Stop being silly. And the next time something ugly happens, can we not go from zero to panic in a Nano second? It makes us look like were living out a Talking Heads song.

Thanks — Jim

Monday, November 9, 2015

Battling the stupid: new name, new commitment

So, on the recommendation of people I trust . . . OK, people I had a few drinks with . . . I've renamed my blog.

Sure, I haven't posted anything here in eons, but maybe, just maybe, a new name will be the inspiration I need to post more regularly. I got my writing jones back during the last year, so why not.

Anyhow, here's the story behind the name change:

Last week school districts across Arizona were holding important finance elections. Not long after the polls closed I stopped into the pharmacy across the street to buy some toothpaste so my breath didn't smell funny while I was on a trip to Kansas.

While waiting in line the two women in front of me were discussing the election. OK, "discussing" is too kind a word. They were complaining about it. Complaining that teachers only work nine months a year (wrong), that all the money was going to administration (wrong), and that education gets plenty of money already (wrong — HAT TRICK!).

I was biting my tongue. I really was. Then they turned on me.

"You're that guy from TV," the lead Philistine said.

"Yeah, I'm that guy from TV," I said (just a couple of days before I did interviews with every TV station in town about stranger danger as an unwitting accomplice in a media gambit to scare the bejesus out of parents across the Valley of the Sun on the eve of Halloween).

"I bet you think we should vote yes," the Philistine said.

"Yes, I think you should vote to support your schools, teachers and your kids," I said.

"Well I hope they all fail."

Silence.

Me: "Well I hope your kid grows up to be stupid."

So there's that.